Lucky you. What kind of ideas? I like putting those ideas in your head. You should. I try pretty hard to convince you. You should call me that more often.
Lucky me I get to sit and watch you do all the press stuff and hope that they leave me alone. Like I can take on the world and I don’t need to limit myself to being a Broadway actress. I will call you whatever you want me too.
Yeah, but it’s also the first interview for either of us since be “broke” the news. My music is awesome. I’m not gonna try and deny it. I love you too, but there’s no way in hell I’ll be doing that. I’ll definitely kiss other things, though.
Well, I am not planning on going on the interview circuit for a while so at least I don’t have to worry about that sort of stuff. I am glad we agree on that. Then you might want to watch what you say on TV. I might watch it and get ideas or something. I know how much of me you like to kiss, babe.
Baby, it’s the media. All they care about it who we’re sleeping with. What you think is all I really care about anyway, so as long as you’re good, I’m good. Oh yeah, that “c” word is definitely a favourite of mine. Any ego my wife has is totally warranted.
You would think it would be pretty obvious who you were sleeping with since a week or so, we confirmed that we are having a baby together. Well, I love you and that doesn’t mean I am biased, your music is really good. I didn’t say it so you can’t get annoyed. You don’t wanna say that, before long, I’ll have you kissing the ground I walk on.
You know as soon as we start talking about you, no one’s gonna give a shit about my album, no matter how hard we try to steer things back to it. I just wanted to make sure you’re okay with me being cheesy as hell and talking up my wife a bit.
Well, you are going to promote your music, you would think they would be more interested in that than little old me. I like it when you are cheesy, I would call you a certain c word but that can sometimes get me in trouble. Don’t talk your wife up too much, she might get a bit of an ego.
My publicist is a bitch that I should have fired months ago. I wasn’t planning on clearing shit with her, but I wanted to make sure you were okay with it.
I think we had this discussion before but yeah you should probably look at finding someone new before the next album and such. Of course I am okay with my husband wanting to wear his wedding band on a televised program. As for what you say, tell them what you want to. You can not comment on it, you can tell them the whole story. Or you can just say we are together and happy. The focus should be on your amazing music.
What am I allowed to say? I wanna wear my ring on the air.
I am not your publicist, I am not going to tell you what to say. Then wear your ring. I like you wearing your ring.
Yeah, we got GMA on Tuesday. They’re probably gonna ask about you in the interview.
I guess we should just expect that. What are you going to say?
It always is. We’re kinda just going through the motions these days.
At least that means that everything is tight already. I mean, not long till everyone hear the new album and you start performing live again.
I’m on the way home now. Then we’ll get started.
Okay, my love. Was rehearsal good?