Only Peanut would be kicking in time to Noah’s music.

immapuckasaurus:

Yes, really. My really cute penguin.

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Well, being yours was a given.

Only Peanut would be kicking in time to Noah’s music.

immapuckasaurus:

A really cute penguin.

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Really?

Only Peanut would be kicking in time to Noah’s music.

immapuckasaurus:

Doesn’t matter what the media thinks. You’re fucking sexy, okay? 

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Even if my fingers start looking like sausages and I begin to waddle like a penguin?

Only Peanut would be kicking in time to Noah’s music.

immapuckasaurus:

Doesn’t mean it’s not true.

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Pregnant women aren’t often sexualized in the media. And my fingers are swelling. I am gonna have to start wearing my rings on a necklace.

Only Peanut would be kicking in time to Noah’s music.

immapuckasaurus:

You’re still hot. Your legs are sexy as fuck.

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You’re my husband, you are meant to think that.

Only Peanut would be kicking in time to Noah’s music.

immapuckasaurus:

Why not?

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I am not sixteen anymore. 

Only Peanut would be kicking in time to Noah’s music.

immapuckasaurus:

I was always looking.

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I know that now. I don’t think I can get away with those skirts nowadays.

Only Peanut would be kicking in time to Noah’s music.

immapuckasaurus:

Knowing you? Yeah. Rachel Berry’s always got a plan.

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I never thought you were looking. 

Only Peanut would be kicking in time to Noah’s music.

immapuckasaurus:

You did it on purpose, didn’t you?

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What do you think I was trying to get people to look at me?

Only Peanut would be kicking in time to Noah’s music.

immapuckasaurus:

I wanted you when you wore animal sweaters and knee-highs.

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I think that might have also had something to do with the short skirts.